"We sell all… but missing Skype"
It definitely helps to have a sense of humour when working with us. We get many many enquiries a day about a gazillion things. These ones make your day and also make good business because they stand out from the crowd. (From an anonymous US retailer.)
> “We carry everything from an electric toothbrush to $10,000 home theatre systems. We carry many major computer products. We carry every kind of phone known to man. We offer Packet8 and Vonage services. Yes we sell it all. Well not all… We’re missing Skype”