Ms Selecta – Caffeine Manager
Straight from my inbox this morning.
From: Tallinn office manager
To: all Skype staff
Subject: new hire in Tallinn office
I hereby have the honors to introduce the newest hire to Skype Tallinn office.
As of today, you can meet Ms Tiiu Selecta (second from left on the picture below) in our kitchen. We had to move the lasagne-stuffed fridge you all know and love to another corner to make Tiiu some seating room.
This intergalactic-looking colleague is capable of filling itself with water, order fresh beans from corner shop to ease our other office assistants’ load and hold intelligent conversations with you while waiting for hot beverages offered in wide assortment.
There are some embedded development and usability test tasks for new hires in preparation by respective teams. As result, new shiny icons and SkypeNet compatibility will be there, with release date scheduled to Q1.
PS: the two gentlemen are likely to see a harrasment suit in their mail soon, if you inspect the picture closely.